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Misguided King Charles III Pays First State Visit To Crown Fried Chicken

Sep 19

Sep 19 Misguided King Charles III Pays First State Visit To Crown Fried Chicken

food & drank, local, politixx

NYC Coke Dealers Overworked As Investment Banks Welcome New Summer Interns

Jul 20

Jul 20 NYC Coke Dealers Overworked As Investment Banks Welcome New Summer Interns

I-95 Collapse Leaves Philadelphians Gravely Concerned About St. Patrick’s Day 2024

Jun 12

Jun 12 I-95 Collapse Leaves Philadelphians Gravely Concerned About St. Patrick’s Day 2024

Neighboring Smoke Shops Seem To Have A Sort Of Will They / Won’t They Thing Going On

May 9

May 9 Neighboring Smoke Shops Seem To Have A Sort Of Will They / Won’t They Thing Going On

Gov. Hochul Announces Plan To Put Cop On Every Corner, Cop With Gun In Every Home

May 2

May 2 Gov. Hochul Announces Plan To Put Cop On Every Corner, Cop With Gun In Every Home

acab, local, politixx

Tabby Cat In Open Relationship With Multiple Families In Neighborhood

Apr 26

Apr 26 Tabby Cat In Open Relationship With Multiple Families In Neighborhood

local, life, animals

Fare Evader Avoids Five Cops Playing Candy Crush On Phone, Tackled By Sixth Cop Whose Phone Was Out Of Battery

Mar 1

Mar 1 Fare Evader Avoids Five Cops Playing Candy Crush On Phone, Tackled By Sixth Cop Whose Phone Was Out Of Battery

Local Library Removes Books To Make More Space For Weirdos To Hang Out

Jan 31

Jan 31 Local Library Removes Books To Make More Space For Weirdos To Hang Out

life, local, books

NYPD Officer Checks Phone, Reads Shooting Is Happening 20 Feet To His Left

Apr 12

Apr 12 NYPD Officer Checks Phone, Reads Shooting Is Happening 20 Feet To His Left

Taylor Gonzalez

Broadway Is Back! Some White Woman Is Dragging You To A Musical You Hate

Feb 7

Feb 7 Broadway Is Back! Some White Woman Is Dragging You To A Musical You Hate

local, pop culture, art

5 Men From Philly You Will Date in Your 20s Who Are All Named Mike, But Pronounce it 'Moyk' For Some Reason

Nov 2

Nov 2 5 Men From Philly You Will Date in Your 20s Who Are All Named Mike, But Pronounce it 'Moyk' For Some Reason

local, sex & love

Philly Bus Driver Shortage Leads To 100% Of Students Commuting By Dirt Bike, By The Sounds Of It

Sep 27

Sep 27 Philly Bus Driver Shortage Leads To 100% Of Students Commuting By Dirt Bike, By The Sounds Of It

local, education

Yang Campaigns For NYC Sports Fan Vote, Offers To Throw First Pitch At Knicks Game

May 25

May 25 Yang Campaigns For NYC Sports Fan Vote, Offers To Throw First Pitch At Knicks Game

politixx, sports, local

Harlem's On Fire! Chopped Cheese Gentrified, Deconstructed On Charcuterie Board

Mar 6

Mar 6 Harlem's On Fire! Chopped Cheese Gentrified, Deconstructed On Charcuterie Board

local, food & drank

Latinx Orders Burritx

Mar 5

Mar 5 Latinx Orders Burritx

food & drank, local

Close Call! Cautious Customer Refers To Black Employee As 'Taller, Nice Man'

Feb 20

Feb 20 Close Call! Cautious Customer Refers To Black Employee As 'Taller, Nice Man'

Couple Relieved They Don't Have To Whisper The Word ‘Black’ For Entire Month Of February

Feb 4

Feb 4 Couple Relieved They Don't Have To Whisper The Word ‘Black’ For Entire Month Of February

Unclear If Market Ethnic Or Not

Jan 23

Jan 23 Unclear If Market Ethnic Or Not

food & drank, local

After Success With Smokers, New Jersey To Extend Early Vaccinations To 6 Million More Knuckleheads

Jan 22

Jan 22 After Success With Smokers, New Jersey To Extend Early Vaccinations To 6 Million More Knuckleheads

Gen Z Child Asks Mall Santa Why He's Being Exploited As Capitalist Propaganda

Dec 11

Dec 11 Gen Z Child Asks Mall Santa Why He's Being Exploited As Capitalist Propaganda

pop culture, local, life