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Small Town Cop Excited To Contribute To Racial Tension

May 10

May 10 Small Town Cop Excited To Contribute To Racial Tension

Gov. Hochul Announces Plan To Put Cop On Every Corner, Cop With Gun In Every Home

May 2

May 2 Gov. Hochul Announces Plan To Put Cop On Every Corner, Cop With Gun In Every Home

acab, local, politixx

Fare Evader Avoids Five Cops Playing Candy Crush On Phone, Tackled By Sixth Cop Whose Phone Was Out Of Battery

Mar 1

Mar 1 Fare Evader Avoids Five Cops Playing Candy Crush On Phone, Tackled By Sixth Cop Whose Phone Was Out Of Battery

'Mission Accomplished!' Family Takes Down BLM Sign

Apr 25

Apr 25 'Mission Accomplished!' Family Takes Down BLM Sign

NYPD Officer Checks Phone, Reads Shooting Is Happening 20 Feet To His Left

Apr 12

Apr 12 NYPD Officer Checks Phone, Reads Shooting Is Happening 20 Feet To His Left

Taylor Gonzalez

ICE Celebrates Another 'Successful' Hispanic Heritage Month By Lining Cages With Fresh Newspaper

Oct 19

Oct 19 ICE Celebrates Another 'Successful' Hispanic Heritage Month By Lining Cages With Fresh Newspaper

FBI Agent Adds You To Watch List, Has Heard Good Things

Aug 19

Aug 19 FBI Agent Adds You To Watch List, Has Heard Good Things

Smurf Rights Activists Distance Themselves From 'Blue Lives Matter' Movement

May 20

May 20 Smurf Rights Activists Distance Themselves From 'Blue Lives Matter' Movement

CIA To Celebrate Eid, Allow Muslim Detainees To Choose Their Preferred Torture Method

May 12

May 12 CIA To Celebrate Eid, Allow Muslim Detainees To Choose Their Preferred Torture Method

Minneapolis Police Department Training Will Now Include 'Is This A Gun?' Flashcards

Apr 27

Apr 27 Minneapolis Police Department Training Will Now Include 'Is This A Gun?' Flashcards

Black Man Shot For Assaulting Officer's Line Of Vision

Apr 14

Apr 14 Black Man Shot For Assaulting Officer's Line Of Vision

Cop Disappointed In Dwindling Engagement On His Riot Gear Selfies

Mar 24

Mar 24 Cop Disappointed In Dwindling Engagement On His Riot Gear Selfies

Kristofer Thomas