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Jan 22 Jan 22 After Success With Smokers, New Jersey To Extend Early Vaccinations To 6 Million More Knuckleheads Hope Reeves science, local
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Dec 24 Dec 24 Scientists Discover Your Carpet Still Nasty As Hell Even Though You Make A Big Deal About People Taking Their Shoes Off Jeffrey Thompson style, science
Dec 14 Dec 14 Disney Princesses Portray Unrealistic Standards Of Ability To Get Sufficient Sleep Nathan Kamal film, science
Dec 10 Dec 10 Black Grandma Tells Covid-19 To 'Sit Its Butt Down Somewhere' Tiara Starks science, life
Nov 30 Nov 30 Op-Ed: All Healthcare Workers Deserve Praise And Higher Pay Except My Ex-Girlfriend, That Bitch Amamah Sardar science, sex & love, opinion
Nov 19 Nov 19 Pfizer’s Covid Vaccine 90 Percent Effective, Must Be Stored In Working McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Zola Ray science, food & drank
Oct 27 Oct 27 Mathematicians Determine Exact Number Of White Friends POC Should Have To Maximize Chances Of Getting Invited To A Lake House Sophia Rafiqi science, life
Oct 10 Oct 10 Evangelical Can't Believe Everyone Buying Into Virus No One Can See Or Hear Xu Mason science, politixx
Oct 6 Oct 6 Trump Announces New Kanye-19 Virus To Steal Votes Away From Covid Dylan Wain science, music, politixx
Oct 3 Oct 3 UN Climate Panel Stumped When Asked By Flat Earther: 'But Like, What If Tho?' Abraham Tadesse science, politixx
Sep 21 Sep 21 Male-Specializing Therapist Installs Punching Wall In Office Taylor Gonzalez science, life
Sep 12 Sep 12 What Are Those Red Skies? Climate Change Specialist Chicken Little Has the Answers Isabella Dillman science
Sep 11 Sep 11 Top 10 Most Popular Baby Names That Won’t Last Long Due To Climate Change Isabella Dillman life, science
Sep 5 Sep 5 Manned Spaceflight Hampered By Inclusion Of Filipino Hype Beast Ferdison Cayetano science