Want To Know What Kind Of Mansion $100k Can Get You In A State Like Idaho Or Should We Just Hit You With This Car?

(Heads up, if you live in a major city, you’ll probably want to go with the latter!)

We know you’re standing in your 500-square-foot rental that has a half-fridge right now (and not a cool SMEG one either), but do you want to see the mansion you could get for $100,000 in Des Moines, Iowa?

Or...

Should we just hit you with a car?

Think carefully.

This house has a pool and a movie theater in it!

Don’t worry, we’ll throw the car in reverse and double-tap you, try to break a bone or two.

We hope you enjoy that hobbit hole of an apartment that you pay $3,000 a month for, not including utilities. Live with the knowledge that you could be putting that towards a mortgage…in a home six times the size. Oh well, be easy!

Oh shit, did we mention there’s a four-car garage? That’s where we’re keeping the vehicle we’ll run you over with.