Terry Crews Cancelled, Then Renewed For Another Season

Another whirlwind month for Terry Crews Stans. The muscular star, who was cancelled earlier this month for remarks about how same-gendered parents will leave a child “spiritually malnourished,” has shockingly been renewed for another season. This is widely seen as a result of his fanbase’s outsized advocacy.

“We saw that our man Terry was on the brink of permanent cancelation, and we all really came together,” says Derrick Boyle, diehard Crews fan. “We got a hashtag trending and everything.”

Indeed, #RenewCrews was trending on Twitter, and NBC was shocked to see such unbridled support for a man who seems to drop the bag over and over and over again. 

“It’s really such a beautiful thing,” remarked Devon Tree, long time Crews Stan, “To see such a strong fanbase keep this dream alive.”

Earlier in the year, Crews spoke out in support of Liam Neeson despite his wildly racist anecdote about a rape, a cosh, and looking for a black man to attack. But, even still, Crews was renewed for another season. 

“That one was pretty touch and go,” admitted Boyle, sweating through his airbrushed Terry Crews t-shirt.

“You really can’t tell where this season of Terry Crews is going to go,” Sammy Liu, another Crews Stan, explained. “This season is gonna tackle civil rights, LGBT ideas, and probably even say something pro-Trump. But we’ll be here, ready to renew him for another season.”

When asked what Crews thought on his upcoming season run, he explained, “My first episode is going to be about the Christchurch shooting and believe me, I say some things.”