Reverse Racism? This Man Wore His Klan Hood Inside Out

PULASKI, TN—Rushing out of his apartment after oversleeping, local police officer Clint Rodman became the victim of a classic case of reverse racism when he accidentally wore his Klan hood inside out.

“I was up all night, driving around trying to find stray dogs I could kick or people driving two miles above the speed limit that I could pull over and threaten with seven years behind bars. So, unfortunately, I goofed and slept right through my alarm this morning,” said Rodman, recalling how he was very embarrassed earlier today when he walked into a meeting chock full of white supremacists with his hood on backward and the tag showing.

D'oh!

Americans talk about racism quite a bit these days but it’s times like this when we are reminded that reverse racism can be just as embarrassing.

“On top of that, I was an hour late because I stopped to give a few people parking tickets on the way there. I walked into the meeting, interrupted the Grand Wizard and everyone was looking at me. Pretty mortifying... I get stage fright real easily. Plus, not only did I have my hood on inside out, but I also had a stain at the bottom of my robe from pushing an unarmed man into the ground the other day for running a red light. God, so humiliating. I must’ve looked so sloppy to some of the incels there.”

Rodman added that he hopes that his fellow far-right friends don’t judge him too harshly for his one-time lapse in decorum and that they find a way to forgive his disgraceful, heinous act.

“Next time, no matter how late I’m up accepting bribes, planting evidence, or harassing sex workers, I’m gonna try to at least get a good six hours of sleep so that I don’t look so horrible the next day,” said Rodman.

Whatever the case, it’s important to keep talking about instances of reverse racism like this one so that we can shine a light on a taboo topic and normalize the discourse.