Is This Real? Friend Reconnecting After 10 Years Does Not Want to Discuss Their MLM

COLUMBUS, OH—Local woman Andrea Cheeming was shocked when her childhood BFF Trixie Mathews reached out after a decade to connect. Astounding reports show that Mathews did not once mention trying to recruit her into a Multi-Level Marketing Program.

“I was a bit suspicious when Trixie reached out because usually when friends from the past facebook DM me, they want to quickly update me on their lives and then tell me how selling vegan edible mascara to my friends and family can change my life for the better,” Cheeming said as she unfriended people from her middle school just to be safe. “But when Trixie reached out, she seemed genuinely interested in my adult-onset asthma and the fact that my baby likes eating candles. That meant a lot to me.”

Trixie was also asked for a comment.

“No, I legit just wanted to catch up with her. Seriously! First, I was a little nervous that she had all of these pics of her baby eating non-edible things, but I also was curious just about how her life journey was going and if she has heard about the Church of Scientology?”

Andrea says the whole experience has given her more faith in female friendship and her and Trixie have plans to meet up IRL soon and hang at a local Scientology church “just for funsies” and maybe to "pop in for a quick E-meter audit."

She says she hopes others will experience the joy of a rando from the past reaching out to rec-connect who doesn’t want them to pay a monthly fee of $79.99 and push some sham #girlboss agenda.

At press time, Trixie gathered her brochures and texted her minister she had a promising lead