Man On Dating App's Entire Personality Is 'Has A Nephew'

NEW YORK, NY—Local man Chad Johnson, 27, who is defined by his being the uncle of his sister's son gained attention on Twitter when his Hinge profile was screenshotted.

The profile was captured by Claire Hemtonworth, 26, who describes herself as “single af” and likes to steal pens ironically.

“I was impressed by how Chad was able to take every question and make it about having a nephew. When asked about his favorite food he said that he likes chocolate chip cookies because his nephew Elmer—who he calls "Elm"—loves those too. When asked about his future goals he said watching little Elmer grow up and being the best uncle he can be, besides that: no other goals. Also, all of his pics were him hugging Elmer from different angles… shirtless. Like umm what?”

Twitter users quickly retweeted Claire’s screenshots and commented things like, “Wow, he loves his nephew” and “does he have a job? In the job section, it just says 'Uncle.'"

When asked for a comment, Chad said: “It truly is an honor to get 200 likes on Twitter for my dating profile. My sister said women like men that have a paternal side so I thought focusing my profile on my relationship with my nephew Elmer could help me get chicks who are hot enough to work at Hooters but are instead like nurses or lawyers or whatever.”

At press time, Elmer reached out to Chad to come to his birthday party and it was reported he was out with Claire and did not pick up the call.