Steph Curry Says He Would Like To Be A Baby After His Career Is All Said And Done

Steph Curry of the Golden State Warriors dropped a bombshell when he said he plans on being a baby after he retires. One of the greatest three point shooters in NBA history is coming off a successful playoff run and it looks like he could continue his hot streak in the toddler world.

“A lot of people are telling me that I can’t be a baby, but I’ve faced doubters before and look where I am,” Curry said through a basketball-themed pacifier. Standing at six foot three inches, he would be the oldest baby in existence and the first married baby, which is a difficult feat to accomplish. Luckily for Curry, being a baby runs in his family. “My dad was a baby, my mother, my sister, and my brother were great babies,” says Curry, who according to doctors is already breaking records before even stepping in the playpen. 

Schools are already lining up to recruit Steph into their daycare. Local daycare, Happy Flowers, already allocated eighty percent of their budget to building an NBA legal basketball court in the middle of the building. However, one teacher is not so excited about Curry’s new adventure: “This nigga is 32, what I’m suppose to do with that?”