Ric Flair Announces 'One Last Fight' With Cap On Cialis Bottle

CHARLOTTE, NC—WOOO! Wrestling Legend Ric Flair is lacing up his boots for one more bout in the ring with a longtime rival: the cap on his bottle of Cialis.

In a video posted to his official social media accounts, a sweaty, beet-red Flair postures for the camera and addresses a bottle of erectile dysfunction medication with his signature intensity and charisma. “Cialis! When I get my hands on you this Sunday, I’m gonna squeeze ya. I’m gonna twist ya. I’m gonna apply adequate pressure to the childproof safety lid until I get my hands on some pills roughly two hours before potentially having intercourse. WOOOOO!”

Several prominent voices from around the wrestling world took to Twitter to voice their support for the two-time WWE Hall Of Famer. “It’s the heart of a champion vs. the declining sex drive of a 73-year-old man. Give ‘em hell, Ric,” said John Cena.

“This Sunday, erectile dysfunction will Rest In Peace,” added The Undertaker.

Ric Flair spent the week posting a series of vignettes promoting the fight, which will be available on Pay-Per-View for $79.99. In one such video, a noticeably out-of-breath Flair proclaims, “I’m a limousine ridin’, jet flyin', kiss stealin’, wheelin’ and dealin’ son of a gun!” as he struggles to grip a medicine bottle with his sweat-drenched hands. In another, Flair appears with a prospective sexual partner who he refers to only as “this gal to my left” either to protect her identity or, more likely, because he doesn’t remember her name.

Across social media, reception to the announcement was less than enthusiastic. “I love Ric Flair, but he’s too old to be fighting or smashing ass,” said one commenter. “mf look like ham,” added another.

While Ric Flair has fought multiple retirement matches throughout his career—most notably, his WrestleMania clash with Shawn Michaels in 2008—Flair promises this will be his true final bout, at least until he has to open a pudding cup or get up from literally any chair.