Quiz: Lettucetomato?

Quick. You’re 20 minutes late to work and you’re already knee deep in your decision to get a sandwich from your bodega. Can you answer the deli man’s questions perfectly and get the sandwich you want? Or will you crumble under the pressure and pay $7.50 for a sandwich you’re not even going to eat?

Question #1: Lettucetomato?

A. What?

B. Lettuce, no tomato. Thanks.

Question #2: Mustarmayoboss?

A. Sorry?

B. Yes: Mayo and mustard. Honey mustard please.

Question #3: Onaroll?

A. Sorry, what?

B. Hm?

Question #4: On-a-roll? On-a-roll?

A. Oh, yes! Sorry. Roll is fine.

B. No, I didn’t make Honor Roll as a child. I had a learning disability that really stunted my development.

Question #5: Cheese? Peppayack?

A. One more time?

B. Swiss, please. I never said Pepperjack.

Question #6: Cashocard?

A. Yes.

B. Card. Is there a minimum?

$10. ATM outside, boss.

A. Okay, thanks.