We’re Totally Being Satirical But What if Wendy Williams Fell in a Volcano

We’re totally being satirical here, and definitely not wishing anybody ill-will, but what if the controversial and often problematic talk show host Wendy Williams fell into the active Pacaya Volcano in Guatemala. 

I’m just spit-balling some fun and ironic takes that could be interesting. Wendy Williams was recently in the news for making fun of cleft palates and then again for making fun of the tragic murder of Amie Harwick. So I’m taking that subject, the idea of her being reprehensible, and I’m pairing it with the idea of a very specific active volcano and, I don’t know, it could be funny if we made a post about throwing her in there. 

Obviously I don’t really want to throw her anywhere. But because we’re a satire site it could be funny to describe dropping her from a helicopter into the bubbling red lava of Pacaya as the residents of the globe cheer and smile.

I don’t think we should overthink this post too much. Nobody is actually going to kidnap Wendy Williams and transport her to Guatemala, obviously. But, being a satire site, it could really drive home the idea of how much she is vehemently disliked if we made a post saying that the world would rejoice if she were to be swallowed by the earth. 

Again, I’m just killing time here before lunch. Totally just brainstorming here.