Dear FLEXX: What Am I Gonna Do? This KFC Doesn’t Have A Restroom
Now, before you judge, just know I am a strict Popeyes loyalist. Their chicken is the best in fast food chicken PERIODT but I need to dump, badly. I just bought this whackass $1.19 KFC cookie and they have the audacity to tell me they DON’T have a BATHROOM? What is this? The Tompkins Sq Park New York Public Library?
So now what am I supposed to do? Too many people watch porn at the Dunkin Donuts, the McDonald’s bathroom is a warzone, and Burger King is too boujee. I can’t risk another citation for peeing outside again.
That happened when the Taco Bell was closed and my mom was so embarrassed when she was found, she literally ghosted my family’s ass. We haven’t heard from her in months.
I’m about to blow, please help my full ass.
Thanks in advance for answering,
Shit Out of Luck in Kentuck
Dear Shit Out of Luck,
Dam yo that sucks