QUIZ: Is He Your Boyfriend Or Just A Man That You’ve Eaten In Front Of?
Defining a relationship can be stressful! Broaching the subject with your significant other is often a daunting task. The lines of a relationship can get blurry, especially when you’re unsure whether this guy is your boyfriend or just someone who was in the vicinity when you housed that footlong meatball marinara at Subway. Avoid the awkwardness, and take this fun, information-packed quiz to find out for sure: is he your boyfriend or just a man that you’ve eaten in front of?
Have you done anything besides eat in front of him?
Yes, we’ve been dating for a long time. I feel comfortable doing almost anything in front of him now.
Does asking him “What the hell are you looking at?” and then abruptly exiting the restaurant I was dining at count?
Have you ever spoken to him?
Yes, I tell him everything. He’s my rock, my closest confidant, the one I want to tell everything.
No, I just made brief, unintentional eye contact with him while shoving (1) entire donut into my mouth on my morning commute to work.
Do you even know his name?
Yes, I have it engraved on a necklace he gave me for my birthday.
No—wait...maybe? I think the name tag on his Chili’s uniform said Collin or Connor or Chili's.
Do you have romantic feelings for him?
Yes, I loved him from the moment I set eyes on him.
No, but I definitely felt something when he watched me wipe some lox cream cheese off my shirt with a bagel—and then eat the bagel—during our staff meeting.
Have the times you’ve eaten in front of him been mostly at home or in public?
At home, cooking together is one of our favorite things to do.
Does “at home” include making eye contact with one of my neighbors while eating Wendy’s while in my car, parked in front of my house?
Add up your score!
5-6: This guy’s definitely your boyfriend. Wishing you a long and fulfilling life together.
7-10: I don’t care that you’re a “regular”—the cashier at Panda Express is not your boyfriend.
