'LMAO!' How Many Traits Do You Share With The Late Chairman Mao Zedong?
Add up your answers at the end to see if you and the great Chairman Mao share any commie-nalities!
Question #1: What’s your favorite art style?
Question #2: The nerdiest kid in class approaches you. What do you do?
A. Ask them to help you study! They seem smart.
B. Smack the book outta their hands and shove their ass in a locker.
C. Send them to the work camp because intelligence is threatening.
Question #3: Which of these is your dream home?
A. A cute farmhouse cottage.
B. A huge-ass condo!
C. A simple, state-sanctioned living quarter violently seized from the original landlord
Question #4: What’s your favorite food?
Question #5: You see a bird, what do you do?
A. Snap a pic, you love birds.
B. Cover your head, you don’t want to get shat on!
C. Kill it with the rest, as they caused the Great Famine
Question #6: The election is coming up, how are you voting?
A. I’m a liberal.
B. I’m a conservative.
C. Voting is a symbol of Western colonialism and I will not partake for I am but one of many that make up this great nation-state and we all share identical ideals.
Question #7: Why do you read poetry?
A. I love the rhymes.
B. Poetry is for pussies. I only read John Grisham and J.D. Salinger.
C. Poetry is a tool to indoctrinate the youth and crush enemies. Poetry rocks.
Question #8: You’re getting your haircut! What style do you choose?
Now, calculate your answers to see if you and the late Mao Zedong share ANY similarities!
If you answered mostly A’s: How Zedonculous! You’re nothing like Chairman Mao! The only thing you two have in common is your ability to read some words.
If you answered mostly B’s: You’re kind of a dickhead, but nowhere near the righteous Mao. You’re more of a Pol Pot, to be honest.
If you answered mostly C’s: Some may call you the cat’s Mao! Are you the actual reincarnation of the great Mao Zedong himself? If so, 欢迎毛主席回来! We look forward to your second reign!
