Are You A Nicki Minaj, A Cardi B, Or Do You Want All Black Women To Win?
Take this quiz to find out!
1. What kind of bitch are you?
a. A bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka
b. Bitch I’m a wannabe Cardi
c. I’m the kind of bitch who doesn’t like the media pitting two talented, successful black women against each other.
2. How’s your money situation?
a. If I'm fake I ain't notice, cause my money ain't
b. I make money moves
c. I’m pretty broke, but I love that the two biggest rappers right now are both black women who’ve had amazing come-ups. I really don’t want them to beef.
3. What’s your style?
a. Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on
b. I could buy designer, but this Fashion Nova fit
c. I like clothing that makes the individual feel confident about themselves, and doesn’t allow the media to create false narratives.
4. What’s your friend group like?
a. We dope girls, we flawless, we the poster girls for all this
b. And my bitches with me pretty too, they look like bridesmaids
c. They are supportive and we love each other very much, and we hate that society perpetuates the idea that women don’t support other women.
5. How do you feel about Beyoncé?
a. Stingin' with the Queen B and we be whippin' all that D
b. I took pictures with Beyoncé, I met Mama Knowles
c. I FUCKING LOVE BEYONCÉ.
6. What kind of men are you into?
a. The boys with the booming system, top down, AC with the cooler system
b. I like n***** that been in and outta jail
c. If I subscribed to the binary sexual orientation labels and was interested in cis het men, I would be into the type of man who wants all black women to win.
7. How’s your pussy?
a. Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
b. Pussy so good I say my own name during sex
c. It's doing great, but could get a little more love, I’ll be frank.
8. What do you have to say to your haters?
a. Shoutout to my haters, sorry you couldn’t faze me
b. Lil bitch, you can’t fuck with me if you wanted to
c. Let’s put aside our differences and band together to support two black women who have made incredible advances in their lives and careers.
If you answered mostly A’s, congrats! Nicki Minaj is your badass spirit animal.
If you answered mostly B’s, congrats! You’re as wild, fun, and unfiltered as Cardi B.
If you answered mostly C’s, you are doing your best to deconstruct the false narrative that two women can’t both be successful at the same time without tearing each other down, and we commend you for that. But go out there and have some fun too, girl!