Just Like Her Momma! Stormi Also Does Not Pay Bangladeshi Factory Workers

Cuteness overload! According to recent reports, the celebrity baby of Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, Stormi Webster, also does not pay a cent to Bangladeshi factory employees.

“I’ve already started grooming Stormi to take over my empire,” said Jenner in an exclusive interview. “Sure, she does not know yet what money is, much less how to extort it from laborers like me, but toddlers are very intuitive.”

Stormi, however, was a bit more closed-mouth about the news. When asked about her lack of intervention in The Global Brand Group, the corporation in charge of Kylie Jenner's and Cardi B's clothing lines that has refused to pay its Bangladeshi factory workers, Stormi only mumbled “Peppa Pig is... pink!” before hiding behind her mother.

Although the Kardashian-Jenner Industrial Complex may be asserting itself as a capitalist powerhouse, not everyone in the inner sanctum is in agreement.

“Straight up!” exclaimed Stormi’s father, Houston rapper Travis Scott, which experts believe may be a subtle reference to a passage from Karl Marx’s The Communist Manifesto.

“Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guildmaster and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stand in constant opposition to one another, carry on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, that each time ends, either in the revolutionary reconstitution of society at large or in the common ruin of the contending classes. Straight up.”