Freak NASA? Astronomers Discover Little Dipper Formed After Big Dipper Said: 'When I Dip, You Dip, We Dip'

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Astronomers at the NASA Research Center recently discovered that the formation of The Little Dipper was encouraged and supported by longtime mentor and collaborator, The Big Dipper (also referred to as Ursa Major).

While analyzing radio waves and sonar blips, scientists were shocked to capture a pattern of ancient extraplanetary whispers from the massive constellation. The data reveals that when filtered, amplified, and controlled for variables, The Big Dipper can be heard saying:

“When I dip, you dip, we dip.”

The news is welcomed by Freak Nasty fan communities across the world—which includes almost 17 people worldwide—who have commenced to pop it, push it, rock it, and roll it to celebrate the discovery.

Scientists will next focus their research on determining if their recent findings were preceded by putting “a hand up on that hip.”

The Big Dipper could not be reached for comment. It's too far away.