Dumb Bitch Alert: Desi Woman Forgot To Take Down Photos Of Boyfriend Before Family Zoom Call

On Sunday evening, local dumb bitch Anu Shah hopped onto a family Zoom call while sitting on her bed. She learned almost immediately from her family members that she had forgotten to take down the photos of her with her boyfriend of three years, who her family doesn’t know about.

“I lied and told them it was my old Kumon tutor who died in a fire,” said Shah, in a state of panic. “Thank god he’s Asian.”

After interrogating her about “Algebra Greg,” the family resumed talking over each other with full, breathtaking lung capacity. Still, not everyone is convinced.

“I think it might be her boyfriend,” said Neha Aunty. “But considering that she has not even considered laser hair removal or even a baby bit of Botox, I doubt it. I mean she cannot be seriously dating looking the way she does.”

“There’s only one way to know for sure,” said Jalsa Aunty, as she Googled “hack into iCloud how.”

“You know who’s a perfect angel? My beautiful son,” said Sheetal Aunty, unprompted.

Shah, defensive, claimed that she didn’t think it would be that big of a deal.

“I’m nearly thirty, I’ve been living on my own for years, and I am entitled to a personal life,” she said. “It’s not ridiculous that I would want to decorate my place the way I want it, without having to worry about what my family thinks of me.”

“She thinks that just because she’s thirty and lives on her own that she’s entitled to a personal life,” said Shah’s younger sister, Rani, while strapping a helmet onto her girlfriend’s head, stuffing her into a suitcase, and throwing the suitcase to the bottom of the stairs, after receiving a text from her mom’s friend’s chiropractor’s cousin was “in the neighborhood” and wanted to drop off food. “It is ridiculous that she thinks she can just decorate her place the way she wants it without having to worry about what her family thinks of her. Like she couldn’t even throw on a Zoom background?”