'Bollocks Innit?' Prince Harry Disappointed Rent Isn't Covered By California Taxpayers

BEL AIR, CALIFORNIA—Sources close to Prince Harry fear a major depression is looming for the Royal Wild Child after the Redheaded Rebel realized his California rent would not be covered by hardworking residents who barely have enough to make ends meet, like back home in the UK.

"This isn't fair, mate!" a naked Harry was seen screaming from one of the seven balconies of his Bel Air mansion, wearing nothing but a crown and foaming at the mouth. One source close to the Prince revealed that every one of his servants is fearing the worst.

"After he found out about the whole 'paying rent thing,' he went into catatonic shock staring at a large chandelier made of blood diamonds (a gift from a family member, a fun heirloom). It was harder to watch than footage of Prince Andrew leaving the Epstein mansion," the source told us.

To make matters worse, it seems the news of monthly rent payments has Meghan Markle seriously considering divorce.

"This is not what she signed up for," the source went on to tell us, "Megan says they did California a favor by relocating there and the people should be forced to show their appreciation like in any functioning democracy."