CDC Suggests Realizing Nobody Likes You Like That Could Flatten Curve
According to the Center for Disease Control, the most dangerous carriers of the Corona Virus are the asymptomatic ones; this includes you.
Lamont Powell has worked for the CDC for 3 months. I asked Mr. Powell about the best way to help flatten the curve.
He said that this warning is not for people who have no choice, but to work due to the precarious economy or those deemed “essential.” Many economically underprivileged around the globe are forced to risk their very survival, and many in the medical community are working hard to keep people alive, but if you are not in either category “don’t be a statistic” he stated.
Instead of going out he says you should take the time to take a personal inventory. “Think about your self esteem,” he said “bro figure out why nobody liked you before there was a global pandemic, and get to work on yourself”. This is why, according to Powell, the best way to flatten the curve is to not get curved in person.
“Listen, the CDC won’t save you. We say masks, the president says no masks, we don’t know,” Mr. Powell stated. “At this point, the only way to stop the spread is to realize ain’t nobody wants you in their crowd anyway,” Powell continued. “They cut the budget man, the CDC has been running on tips for the last 6 weeks. Bro, I get paid 6.57 an hour. Can they fire me for talking to you?”
Remember the best approach to take during this crisis is to live like you already have the disease and according to Mr. Powell is “to stay your raggedy ass at home”.
