4 Cute Fits For Your Dog To Wear While You Walk Her Past An Encampment Of Unhoused People

Spring is upon us which means the trend forecast goddesses have spoken! In 2022, dog outfits are in, and treating unhoused folks with basic human respect is out big time. Stay in style with these chic outfits for your dog to wear while you walk them past an encampment of unhoused people.

The Cool & Comfy 

Cozy fashion is essential for your modern pup. Dress them in a sweatsuit and socks combo while the coatless masses look on with envy. As you trek down the snowy streets with your chic chihuahua and $7 lavender oat milk latte, be careful to avoid any areas where someone experiencing homelessness might politely ask to pet your dog—that’s so last season.

The Smooth Criminal

Leather jackets and sleek loafers characterize this Michael Jackson-inspired look. Your pup will have onlookers saying, "wow, that dog is one cool cat!" while you strut past an encampment of unhoused folks’ belongings being destroyed by police officers. Smile to yourself knowing that the cops are keeping the street outside of your apartment building with no affordable housing options safe and in style. 

The Feminist Icon 

Use the extra money you have from voting to lower property taxes to buy this feminist dog hoodie (with matching human version!) embroidered with “Future She-E-O” on the front. You and your pup can strut confidently as you blatantly ignore an unhoused woman asking you for change. Need a little extra warmth? Serve up your unsolicited hot take by telling her, “Sorry I don’t have money for drugs” while you gently massage the tiny bag of cocaine in your pocket—for tonight! It's 80s night at The Tramp.

The Figure Flatterer

Your dog wants to have a flattering silhouette just like the rest of us. Dress them in a curve-hugging jacket that highlights their figure while you walk them past that one unhoused family you see a lot. You can think about all the liberal candidates you’ve voted for who maintain your cozy, status quo while you share a vegan muffin with your $1300 designer dog. Extra points for this look if your dog loses some water weight by lifting their leg and peeing on the mutual aid workers serving hot breakfast to your unhoused neighbors!