4 Sexy Low-Bun Hairstyles That Will Have Him Thanking You For Your Service

4 Sexy Low-Bun Hairstyles That Will Have Him Thanking You For Your Service

Sorry, Ariana Grande: top buns and high ponies are out and low buns are stumbling in. There’s nothing like a greasy, slicked back bundle of hair at the nape of your neck to turn everybody’s head at any wedding, party, or naval base. Get this sleek, no-nonsense look with these four low-bun styles that will have your man saying “thank you for your service!”


  1. The Mushroom Cloud
    For this explosive look, gather your hair into a low pony and tie it into a loose bun, pulling out the sides to give it a billowing, nuclear feel. Ka-pow! This look will have all the guys saying “I can’t even imagine. Thank you for all you’ve done for this country.”

  2. The (Military) Base Bun
    Named for its location at the base of your neck, and also the place it’s mostly likely to be seen, this bun will have your man down on one knee in no time… praying for your safe return from Iraq! Yes, queen!

  3. Blitzkrieg Top
    In an article about low buns, you might’ve been taken by surprise by this name… but then again, so were the Polish in the 1939 German invasion. This bold, startling high-bun look will have all the guys putting up their defenses.

  4. The U-Twist-es S. Grant
    If you’re looking for a challenge, this style is a bit more military-industrial-complex. Pull your hair into a low pony, twist, then wrap it around the base of your ponytail. Tie again and secure with bobby pins. During the Civil War, Ulysses S. Grant incurred approximately 154,000 casualties. With this look, so will you. Slay!

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