3 Cute Hairstyles That Say ‘I Didn’t Protest’
Are you tired of people asking you if you protested or not? Well worry no further, gurl! With these three bougie/glam hairstyles, your friends will instantly know automatically that you didn't protest and that you were probably just sexting your married ex-boyfriend.
Pony Up
For this adorable high pony, “I peaked when I was in my sorority” look, just take a ponytail and make it as high on your head as humanly possible. This look will have all your friends saying, “Wow she looks too cute and put-together to protest and also weirdly upbeat for someone going through a pandemic.”
The Princess Leia
For this adorkable Star Wars inspired look, take two french braids and twist them into two buns and pin both sides to your head. This might take two or more hours so when people see this look they will know, you were too focused on this fictional, sci-fi hairstyle to protest and you probably wouldn’t go to a protest anyway unless it was related to your favorite fandom.
Mermaid Hair Don't Care
To achieve a sexy mermaid-like look, just lightly curl some of your hair so you have a tousled beach wave vibe. Mermaid hair will make you look so calm and yet so hot that people would never assume you would be at a protest because you were too busy laying on a rock luring sailors to their death—but in a hot way.
Try these hairstyles and I promise no one will ask you again if you’ve protested! Not everyone needs to fight for racial justice, some of us have other priorities like creating elaborate hairstyles during a pandemic that no one will ever see.
