What His Zodiac Sign Says About His Complacence Towards Patriarchal Structures

Finding a boyfriend who matches you astrologically is hard enough, so sometimes we just have to let the trivial things go—like politics and shared values of equality for all. See how your man measures up when it comes to his complete and utter indifference to Women’s issues:

Aries

This sexy ram is punching drywall! Not because he’s enraged at the wage gap, but rather, his favorite sports team just lost.

Taurus

What can I say, the man loves to sleep! Not only on social justice causes; he actually just loves to sleep in general. Tauruses are lazy AF.

Gemini

Inside him, there are two wolves, neither of whom give a damn what them ladies are going on and on about.

Cancer

Cancers are moody, so it’s best to never bother them with your cute little woman problems.

Leo

Loud and opinionated about everything, yet curiously “not super into politics.”

Virgo

The great organizer of the zodiac, he’s very detail-oriented when it comes to not giving a fuck about reproductive rights.

Libra

With a knack for interior design, this artsy dreamboat will criticize how you decorate the apartment, but never help with real chores. Forget about the dishes.

Scorpio

Ooh, he’s so mysterious and secretive! Who did he really vote for?!? You'll never know.

Sagittarius

Woke bae? He’s the sign most likely to be a Director of Diversity at a nonprofit. With all his world traveling, he’s banged people from innumerable different ethnic groups. So cultured!

Capricorn

He’s the CEO who believes in saving money but won’t help his employees save money by having on-site childcare.

Aquarius

Goes to protests just to make his parents mad.

Pisces

A dreamer, he never actually does anything, but generously emits “thoughts and prayers.”