Vatican Closed After New TikTok Trend Urges Teens To Steal The Daggers Of Megiddo And Kill The Antichrist

VATICAN CITY, ITALY—The Vatican has been closed down due to a new TikTok trend where Gen Zers are attempting to kill the antichrist—set to a slowed-down version of Doja Cat’s hit song "Say So..."

The trend was started by one Hannah Adler (5mil views on the app) when she noticed that her infant half-brother had started acting rather strangely.

“He started beheading squirrels and when we would find the bodies completely drained of blood," explained Adler in one video she she pointed to various colorful text boxes that popped up around her. "I don’t even know how he did it. He can't even walk yet.”

His babysitter also was quite startled when the baby began levitating and reciting Latin invocations.

Since then, teens have been in search of a baby with a 666 birthmark for a very nefarious reason: murder (and views). Accordingly to the lore in the comments, it’s said that to fulfill the prophecy—and trend—they must steal the Daggers of Megiddo and film it on TikTok to kill the demon. If you can incorporate the latest Patrice Rushen dance that may help too.

The Vatican has been broken into fifteen times by clout-chasing teens, one of the teens has even gotten close to killing the child but was caught by police.

“You’ll be sorry!” He said, “We’re all doomed! Subscribe to my youtube for more demon-fighting content and Minecraft videos!”