Text Message Breakup So Poignant It’s Optioned For Danielle Steel Novel 

Text Message Breakup So Poignant It’s Optioned For Danielle Steel Novel 

CHATTANOOGA, TN—Local woman Natasha Seenhieder has made headlines for a swoon-worthy breakup text from a Tinder date. 

“We had only been on three dates, so I assumed he’d ghost me,” Seenhieder said in an interview with Publisher’s Weekly. “He told me during our most recent date I was boring and my shirt wasn’t hot enough, so I had a feeling it was over. In the text, he wished me luck on my future endeavors and went on to list 15 reasons why we were incompatible and why this hurt his heart.”

“I showed it to my family and they wept,” Seenhieder added. 

Her friend Jenna Hampton said what moved her the most from the 1000-plus word text:

“It was the line, ‘we seem to have so much in common yet maybe now is not the right time or moment' that was so beautiful. I used one of the lines to sew a decorative pillow for my apartment.”

Word of the poignant text shattered the internet and soon was picked up by Danielle Steel’s creative production team for an upcoming novel.

Steel herself added: “I am so excited to add this text as inspiration for my newest novel, Not The Right Moment: The Text That Melted Hearts. People think texting is just like three words like 'yo u up,' but this fine gentleman took at least three or four minutes beautifully crafting every reason why he could never be with this woman.”

When word got out to the man that his text was being optioned, he commented: “yooooo thats whasuppppp.”

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