Suspicious! This Woman Claims To Loves Pumpkin Spice Lattes But Can’t Name 5 Local Pumpkin Laborers
NEW YORK CITY—Local woman Claire Tee Swanson tweeted, “I love pumpkin spice lattes,” but when one of her six followers asked her to name five local pumpkin workers, she could not produce one name.
Swanson went on to say in an interview that she “loves pumpkin spice so much because it’s like a fall flavor,” but refused to comment on her ignorance of the local pumpkin community. Needless to say, her followers were perplexed, to say the least.
Local pumpkin farmer Bob Stevenson commented on the story: “I’m so offended. I work in the local pumpkin fields in Queens for four hours a day and people should know my name and say it while they drink their PSLs.”
The National Pumpkin Association tweeted Bob’s face to honor his work in the fields but Claire remained silent.
A local coffee shop/brewery/bookstore/lingerie shop with great PSLs recently banned Claire because of her #privilege.
If you want to find Claire and shame her, sources report she is crying outside the shop saying, “Fine! I know at least one name—Bob! Bob is a king! Please let me partake of my fall flavorsssss raaaaa.”
