Man Dies Of Shock After Receiving Nudes In Response To His 'Send Bobs & Vagene Pls' Comments

MIDDLETOWN, NJ—It has been a tragic day at the Sharma household. Their youngest son Sanjay passed away this morning. 18-year-old Sanjay was on the loo checking his phone when he realized that he had a reply from one of the white women from which he politely requested "bobs and vagene pls."

To his surprise, Sanjay had been the lucky recipient of some actual nudes from a real, living woman, but before he could reach for the Kleenex, his heart gave out due to overstimulation. It was his mother who discovered his body with his junk still in his hand. Sanjay's friends are planning on giving him a martyr's farewell. They consider him lucky of dying a hero's death.

"At least he got to see something, man," said one friend, checking his DMs to find another dry phone. "All of us go around the internet asking for them. Most of us just get blocked. Rest in power, king."

Suspicious that an actual living woman would send her actual pictures to the deceased, our team started an investigation, which promptly concluded with a reverse image search. The Sharma family has now been informed that Sanjay had been catfished with photos that belonged to adult actress Riley Reid.