'Oh, I Sure Hope He Enjoys Them' Says Woman Sending Nudes To Undeserving Man

BROOKLYN, NY—Late Friday night, Kayla Smart sent nudes to Mark Graham, a man she’s been casually seeing, and panicked when he didn’t respond immediately.

“I made sure the lighting in my room was perfect," said Smart adjusting her weighted blanket as she anxiously awaited a response from Graham. "I took about 50 different pictures with different poses and underwear, sent them to my group chat for review, and then debated between the final five pictures for over an hour before I sent it. I hope I didn’t turn him off."

Those closest to Smart were baffled as to why she would be worried.

“She’s worried about what Gross Ass Graham thinks?!” exclaimed Smart’s best friend Meghan, using the nickname that is universally used to describe Graham. “He only texts in emojis and constantly complains about people not knowing his full potential.”

“I once overheard him explaining how a dishwasher works,” said Smart’s neighbor who creepily listens to what’s happening in Smart's room most nights. “The dick doesn’t even sound that great. He usually screams ‘hell yeah’ when he finishes. Bleak stuff.”

Smart has confided to several sources that although the sex is mediocre, she is hoping the nudes would add some excitement to their casual, "I-just-want-something-fun" relationship.

“I just thought that maybe he’d see my post-shower nude, get excited, and want to fuck me immediately instead of coming over and asking if I had any snacks,” said Smart as she placed his dirty boxers in her laundry bag.

When asked if he plans on texting Smart back, Graham picked up his phone from a pile of dirty laundry and yelled: “Oh shit! Damn, she looks good" before forgetting to text back.