So, He Gave You An NFT Instead Of An Engagement Ring: Top 7 Excuses You Can Tell Your Friends In His Defense
Did the holiday season pass without getting a ring on your finger (including MLK Day)? Was the only question popped with the champagne New Year’s Eve about whether Elon Musk is based or not? Here are the real answers to the questions everyone will have on their minds when they find out your boyfriend of many years bought you a goddamn NFT rather than going to Jared.
He works like, 60 hours a week at Chili’s and is on the management track you know. It’s all about the little things that make us happy nowadays. Like the GIF he bought me.
He’s collecting art, basically! Kind of! Does your boyfriend collect art? No, he has no time to enjoy art because you're planning your wedding in Hawaii. Exactly.
I love it! I actually think it's cute... it's like a little meme or something. A meme I now own.
At least he knows what "fungible" means. I don’t know if he could appropriately use it in a sentence but I know he knows what it means because when we got into a fight I asked him and he already knew, which made me feel stupid because I didn’t know that wasn’t like, an actual fungus thing. So yeah, maybe I’m the one not ready for marriage.
Oh you know me, I’ve never been a jewelry kind of girl. No, this nose ring, necklace, bracelet, and other rings don’t count. Wedding bands are so patriarchal...
It only cost about $5,000! A steal, he assures me.
He actually thinks getting married will take away his integrity within the DSA. To be fair, he’s not really a socialist but he loves the community and memes and as a grown woman with a job and friends, I’m okay. No really, I’m okay with this!
