Feminism Win! This Woman Only Watches Ethical Porn Except When Pornhub Has A Plotline She’s Kinda Into
In what’s being hailed by the National Organization for Women as the most selfless and powerful feminist action of the year, Liz Fielder has chosen to only watch ethical porn from now on, committed to only consume pornography that was made with consent, and that directly profits the actors and actresses involved. Well, except for, of course, when corporate porn has a plotline she’s into.
Putting her money where her mouth is, Fielder has stopped buying Starbucks every morning and instead puts that money towards paying for a camgirl’s Snapchat premium content. Whatever adrenaline rush she previously got from 24 ounces of sugar and espresso now comes from the knowledge that every time she squirts, she squirts in solidarity with sex workers!
Most of the time, at least. While she tries hard to stick to compensated content, last night she slipped up when she stumbled upon a Pornhub video that had one of her favorite plotlines: Woman Pees On Hardwood Floor And Man Earnestly Laps It Up. But she totally would have consumed that content ethically, had the unethical version not been right there in front of her, immediately watchable and free.
Fielder let us look through her saved sites to gain some perspective on the ethical treats we could be in for if we used her progressive viewing guidelines. We were amazed by the surprisingly affordable and very sexy range of options! However, we did come across a saved XVideos clip titled “Barely Legal OnlyFans SuperStar Crushes Grape With Heel of Louboutin.”
“XVideos is the site the video is on," explained Fielder when asked why she was supporting XVideos. "But OnlyFans is where the video—which has one of my favorite plotlines, by the way, ugh, so good—was recorded. And OnlyFans is very supportive of sex-workers."
Fielder seemed blissfully aware of the fact that watching OnlyFans clips on large porn sites defeats the purpose of ethically-supported pornography.
“I think we’re saying the same thing, in two different ways,” Fielder responded, before swiftly excusing herself to the bathroom.
Fielder knows how important it is to vet the sources she uses to satisfy the needs of her WAP. She prides herself on doing her due diligence before pulling out her Hitachi Wand. To encourage this behavior in others, she frequently sends her friends links to ethical porn sites to save them the trouble of finding one on their own. We brought in one of Liz’s friends, Zoe, to see if the easily-accessible links had influenced her to change her porn-viewing habits.
“What about that Brazzers link you sent me last week?” Zoe asked Liz.
“That was obviously an accident. Why are you even bringing that up? I support ethical porn like 99% of the time. That Brazzers video had a plotline that you know is one of my favorites, so I made one little exception! How was I going to resist 'Two Men, Three Heads of Broccoli'? Jesus!” Liz replied. Liz ended our interview here.
