Black Seventh Grader Roasts The Dogshit Out Of Jeff Ross

Weekend shoppers at a local mall were witness to a sad scene last weekend. Seventh grader, Deon Richards performed an absolute rearrangement of veteran roaster, Jeff Ross. Witnesses say, it came out of nowhere as Ross walked by a food court table where Richards was seated with his friends.

“I was in the food court too, walking right behind Jeff,” says a local shopper, “When I saw that table of middle schoolers, I took the exit outside of the mall and back in through the outside entrance just so I didn’t have to pass them but I guess Jeff didn’t know how cruel they could be.” 

Richards was heard saying, “I can tell that you’re always sad, even when you’re on tv telling your sad jokes” with such sharpness and remarkable precision that a Sbarro manager nearby claims that’s why their pizza was so burnt. 

When asked for comment, Richards roasted the Flexx reporter so bad that his credit score lowered, his iPhone forgot his fingerprint, and his social security number changed by seven digits.