BBL Or Nah? Did These Dummy Thicc Cartoon Characters Go Under The Knife?
Ever see a cartoon and think to yourself: damn that hoe is bussin'! I wonder if they got work done? Well, now we can get to the bottom of these dummy thicc drawings.
The Tootsie Pop Boy
Look at that dump truck! This may very well be the first documented bubble butt that the human race has ever seen and it seems to be 100% real. How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Better question: how many Tootsie Pops to make that booty pop? Get it, king.
Elastigirl
Please put some respect on Helen Parr’s name! This mama’s all-natural wide birthing hips gave her three super-powered kids and the low center of gravity needed to fight evildoers. This pear-shaped girlie can bend it back and make it snap like a rubber band and the word on the street is that Apple Bottom Jeans reached out to her for a collab.
Jimmy Neutron
Nickelodeon's boy genius might not be packing heat in his peach but that big ass forehead is! It’s hard to tell if he’s gone under the knife but he was spotted leaving a plastic surgeon’s office last week and it could be that he’s looking to get a forehead reduction for that big ass brain of his. Good luck, bighead.
Beavis & Butt-Head
Beavis and Butt-Head have been very upfront about seeking out an operation to get each other’s butts attached to each other’s heads—we love when men express body positivity. Sadly, there isn’t a surgeon out there who is brave enough to go through with it. Truthfully, they may be in more dire need of deviated septum surgery.
Betty Boop
Ms. Boop—the cartoon all your great grandpas pulled the padge to during the War! First and foremost, we must thank her for her service. We cannot confirm whether or not she has gone under the knife but if she did, she would probably have given herself a neck, probably to give some neck. This hottie is carrying what appears to be a 20-pound dome on what appears to be a 5'1 body and no one should have to deal with that.
Jessica Rabbit
There is no doubt about it—Jessica Rabbit was invented by a man. There is no way that that snatched waist could hold up those milkers without extensive spinal surgery. Ms. Rabbit has undergone everything from breast augmentation to lip fillers to a brow lift to extensive therapy for being sexually attracted to an anthropomorphic rabbit man. Rumor has it that her hair always covers one-half of her face because they botched that side! Reportedly she is also the inspiration for Nelly's "Hot in Herre" lyrics that say "good gracious ass is bodacious" and isn't that beautiful?
