5 Animals That Mate For Life But Keep A Hot Little Piece On The Side

5 Animals That Mate For Life But Keep A Hot Little Piece On The Side

Did you know that some animals actually mate for life? Looks like monogamy isn’t just a human thing! And neither is cheating! Here are 5 animals in committed relationships who are secretly having hot, nasty affairs.


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Hank, the Beaver

This crafty little carpenter isn’t only able to chop wood with his front teeth to make homes in river beds. He also only mates with one partner for life!

Hot side piece:

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Rhonda, the Gopher

This street walking gopher has curves in all the right places. Of course Hank knows it’s wrong! He always tells himself it’s the last time, but a week later he’s sneaking out of the dam with a wad of cash headed to the red light district.


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Bruno, the Wolf

We all know Wolves live in packs, but did you know that wolves pair off into mating couples that stay together for life? Well, Bruno is no exception. He and his partner Megan are mates for the long haul!

Hot side piece:

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Honey, the Australian Shepherd

This totally stacked Aussie started out as his babysitter but quickly became Bruno’s steamy side piece. The affair went on for a year. But, when he went to call it off, Honey threatened to tell his wife. Now he’s still seeing her and buying her expensive gifts just to keep her quiet!


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Agatha, the Angelfish

Agatha is like many French Angelfish, which mate for life and work together with their partners to defend their territory against other angelfish pairs!

Hot side piece:

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Bertha, the Electric Eel

Agatha and Bertha would flirt around the office, sure, but that couldn’t lead to anything. Agatha was a happily married Angelfish. But, when the coworkers shared a room for an HR conference, all of that built up workplace tension exploded into a passionate affair that still curls Agatha’s fins when she thinks about it.


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Estabon, the Shingleback Skink

The shingleback skink is a heavily armored, blue-tongued lizard that inhabits western and southern Australia. Skinks like Estabon are monogamous and are known to pair with the same mate for up to 20 years.

Hot side piece:

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Megan, the Insta Influencer

While off on the set of Estabon’s hit film “But Lizard’s Can’t Play Lacrosse!” Megan was waiting in his trailer. He doesn’t normally cheat on his wife with fans, but lizards normally don’t win Lacrosse games either. Estabon’s management helps keep his wife from finding out—can’t have the scandal risk ticket sales!


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Toodles, the Penguin

Toodles and her life mate Gary are happily raising their first child. With penguins, the male keeps the egg warm and safe while the female leaves to gather food. Very progressive!

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Butterball, the Penguin

Toodles met Gary when they were teenagers. He was so full of life and always made Toodles feel like the only woman in the world. Gary could always make her laugh. She knew she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life. But as time went on and Gary’s dream of making it in improv failed, he changed. She had no problem supporting both of them while he went to classes and did shows but now that has all stopped. As did the laughter. Gary now spends his days watching Netflix at home. Toodles thought maybe having a child would inspire Gary to get his life together. But, even after the birth, Gary was still a shell of the Penguin he once was. Maybe that’s why Toodles was so drawn to Butterball. He was still alive. Toodles kept telling herself it was a one time thing, but now she’s paying for an apartment on the “going out” glacier for them to meet up. When she realized she was pregnant again she knew it had to be Butterball’s. She never thought she’d be the kind of Penguin with a secret family, but what can she do? She can’t leave Gary and baby Gloodies. How did she get here?

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