White People At It Again: This Woman Reached Her Entire Arm Over The Glass At Chipotle
White people have done it again.
On Thursday, witnesses at the Chipotle on 19th St. endured the unthinkable: watching silently as a white woman in yoga pants and a mint green tank top stretched her pale arm over the glass barrier to point directly at every ingredient she wanted in her salad.
“I didn’t know you could do that,” claimed customer Mikey Pasillas. “She’s breaking the social code.”
According to eyewitness testimony, the 30-something-year-old brunette flailed her arm over the glass for 2 straight minutes. Ordering a chicken salad for herself and “vegetarian” quesadillas for her loud twin sons, her outstretched fingers swept above the corn while she interrogated employees about every ingredient.
And that wasn’t the end of it. Moments later, her thin, haunting fingers wiggled centimeters above the sour cream while she commanded a Chipotle employee to go back and make the quesadillas extra-crispy.
“The quesadilla is the most time-consuming shit to make, and she knew it. I could tell. I felt insulted. I felt demeaned. This was a power play,” added Chipotle employee Caitlin Kraft.
Upon reaching the cash register, the woman tried to split a hundred dollar bill. She alleged that it was illegal for Chipotle to refuse her bill, and that her husband used to be a lawyer. After several minutes of arguing, the woman finally whipped out an AmEx Black Card and paid for her meal. She touched every fork at the to-go station on her way out.
“I don’t feel safe at Chipotle anymore,” said Pasillas.
The white woman was later spotted pushing a double-wide stroller into Muji.