Wrong Side of History: My iPhone Refuses To Recognize Juneteenth 

Wrong Side of History: My iPhone Refuses To Recognize Juneteenth 

Today of all days, Apple? You've really done it this time. You know, I can forget your products' garbage battery life and I can forget about how you actively tank old phones so that they're forced to buy the new, most expensive, most unnecessary model. I can even forget that you're basically shoving AirPods down our throats.

Forget all that. Today, millions across the country are trying to text their friends, families, strangers and enemies to wish them a happy Juneteenth, the Texas holiday celebrating the liberation of those who had been held as slaves in the United States. So why is your autocorrect acting up? 

When I text Juneteenth, I mean Juneteenth, not:

  • June Teeth

  • JEEP Teens

  • Junie B. Jones

  • JNCO Jeans

  • Juwanna Mann *


* okay this one was close but still not what I meant

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