Jan 13 Jan 13 Use This Simple Test To Determine If Your Crush Skateboards Or Just Can’t Afford A Haircut John Hedrick sex & love, sports, style Your crush... (Select all that apply) Uses a shoelace as a belt. Has a mullet. Painted their nails last night but somehow the polish is already chipped to shit. Has a shaved head. Asked, “Should I take off the XXL Smiths sweatshirt before we finger?” Needs you to spot them this one time. Has a bowl cut on purpose. Cracked their phone screen but promises it's actually kind of a funny story (it’s not). Won’t stop talking about how their friend is good at stick-and-poke tattooing. Wears a Carhartt beanie at all times, even in the shower. Has bleach blonde hair but their roots are three inches long. Simply does not have any money, typically tries to administer the barter system. Turns out they’re both, sorry! Good luck. Don’t buy a skateboard to hang with them. You’ll ride it once and sprain your ankle pretty bad.
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