Police Remorseful For Forgetting Honey Mustard With Mass Shooter’s Chick-Fil-A Order
ATLANTA, GA—After arresting a gunman who killed eight people earlier that day, Officer Shawn Campbell was seen wiping a tear from his face. According to Campbell, he felt a “deep regret” that he’d forgotten the 21-year-old domestic terrorist’s Chick-Fil-A order.
“I can’t believe I forgot this young man's honey mustard,” he said, gently pushing the hair out of the killer’s face. “I’m a father myself, and the last thing you want for a young man, who just committed multiple homicides, is for his day to get any worse. So the look of disappointment on his face when I showed up with just ketchup for his deluxe-sized order was very hard to bear."
The arresting officer was also worried the shooter might get bored during his processing at the station.
“When I told everyone at the precinct about my mistake, most of the other officers agreed to pitch in a few bucks to get the big guy one of those Nintendo Switch things. It's the least we could do.”
By the next morning, Campbell added that he was very impressed by the murderer’s good behavior since being taken into custody, and was arranging to take him to the opening day game for the Atlanta Braves.
“Who knows, if he keeps it up I might even give the little man a couple of sips of my beer.”
Co-written by Amamah Sardar
