Jennifer Lawrence Hired As PA On Fallon Because Why The Fuck Not!
In the spirit of highly successful comedian John Mulaney joining the writing staff of Late Night With Seth Meyers, famous actress Jennifer Lawrence was just hired as a set PA on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
“I was feeling so bored in quarantine, I figured, why not?” said the award-winning actress as she showed up three hours late to her first day of work.
Fallon couldn’t be happier to have Lawrence on board bringing him coffee every day and running him scripts.
“She’s been a guest so many times but as a PA?!" screamed an inebriated Fallon, slamming his fists on a wall with glee. "It’s awesome, just so awesome! Hahahahahahahahah.”
The executive producer who hired Lawrence for a day rate of $50,000 (instead of a normal PA that would cost $250 per day) says his line producer is pissed, but he couldn't give less of a shit.
“It’s just fun! And it’s great for staff morale,” he added right before calling an intern a stupid bitch.
None of the staff would let us quote them on how they actually feel about having an Oscar-winning actress in the office or the fact that she just hangs with the guests and does not work. They're just happy they're not working for Ellen.
