Black Trump Supporter More Popular Than Trump At Local Rally

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—As the Electoral College vote in finalizing the 2020 Presidential Election, Donald J. Trump has yet to concede to his challenger and winner of the race former Vice President Joe Biden. In an unusual display of challenging the election decision, Trump has continued to amass supporters at public rallies around the nation.

At a recent gathering in Grand Rapids, MI, it seems that one supporter had become oblivious to their newfound popularity.

“Fuck yeah, I mean c’mon look at this fucking multi-racial group, you know?” said Tom DeVile of Grand Rapids, gesturing with both hands to a lone African-American woman in a “MAGA” hat and matching t-shirt.

As the rally progressed, more in the crowd continued to notice the woman. One rally attendee began a chant of “We’ve Got A Black, No Take Backs!”, with the Black Trump supporter unsure to what was happening around her.

At one point, the president himself began to notice the chant and starting pumping his fist as well.

“This feels good. I love Michigan as you know,” he said. “Look, we got another Candance Owens! Hi, sweetie.” Trump pointed and clapped towards the unknown black woman, right as she was being lifted onto the shoulders of four unidentifiable men in Hawaiian T-shirts that said “Boogaloo-Bois Lives Matter.”

As the rally came to a close, the President seemed to have finally been offended by the lack of attention given him and the attention being given to this new, almost demi-God-like supporter, with some rally-goers slitting the necks of goats and medium-to-large cats as a tribute to the woman.

“I mean, what do you want? I can be black! I’ve talked with Anthony, you know, Fauci? He says a vaccine to become Black, you know, is… Look, I could do it. You want me to be what? Dark skinned, light-skinned I’ll do it, I don’t care,” he shrieked, trying to get the crowd's attention.