5 Haircuts That’ll Have Them Asking: “I Can’t Tell, Do You Think She Got A Nose Job?”
Ah yes, so it’s time for your bi-yearly haircut and you’re looking for something that says, “Hm, something’s definitely different about her, but I can’t tell what it is... Does her nose look different to you?”
Well, here are five styles that’ll make you and your nose the talk of the town for days.
Just A Trim
Sometimes simplicity is key. Not ready to take a huge risk with your hair? Just get a normal trim! At the end of the day, any little change that you make to your hair is going to have people question your whole look for some reason. Take a few inches off, and you’ll drive them crazy wondering if you shaved a little off elsewhere too.
Curtain Bangs
Everyone considers curtain bangs the “gateway bang” because they’re great for beginners who may not want to commit to bolder bangs. It turns out that they're also great for if you want people to squint at you and say, "hey, girl...." without trying to immediately jump to conclusions. And they look great on basically everyone, so you can’t lose with this one!
Pixie Cut
This cute little cut will give your face an entirely different shape! It’ll accentuate your neck and jaw and leave just enough room to keep people guessing about that honker of yours. There’s no way someone could look this cute and different without a little something else too! Hide your old photos to add the mystery.
Extensions
Extensions are a timeless trend and for good reason. You’ll have a more youthful appearance from the extra volume they provide, and we all know they can be costly which means you’re willing to invest in your looks. And everybody knows what that could mean… "Does she have—like—money money?" They'll never know.
Bob Cut
Alright ladies, if you’re really trying to be sus, this is the cut for you! There is absolutely no reason to get a bob except to distract from your new nose job. In fact, if you’re considering this one, I’m gonna go ahead and assume you got some other work done as well. New tits? New ass? Power to ya, girly!
