Lines Form At Popeyes As Fans Await The Drop Of The New CS2s

Lines have already begun to form around blocks nationwide as legions of young fans await Popeyes’ highly anticipated new line of chicken sandwiches.

“Generation 2 of the CS Line is going to impress even the most skeptical of sandwichheads,” said Tinker Hatfield, the famed designer and newly appointed Head of Imagination at the Popeyes Corporation. “The newest model has been streamlined to mimic the look of the times but also retain that same hastily-made taste.”

No one’s more excited for the drop than Tanner Beasley, 15, who was first in line at his town’s Popeyes.

“I’m here for the culture,” said Beasley as he setup up his bright red, Supreme-branded camping tent, which was not intended for outdoor use. “I heard Virgil Abloh made an exclusive sandwich that just has uppercase letters reading ‘CHICKEN’ on the bun. I would trade my mother for it.”

But some people are more interested in cashing in on the hype. A community of resellers are also waiting in line ready to buy up all the merchandise and sell them online, some for a 400% markup.

“A deadstock CS2, mint condish’ with the tag on it and maybe some sauce could easily fetch me $15 or $16 on my store,” says Tavon Greene, who’s IG store Stockholm Sindrome specializes in hard-to-find fast food products (he still has a few McRibs from last season available for purchase).

Other people looking to make a quick buck are ready to repair and customize your sandwiches for a hefty price, as many fans want their sandwich to stand out among the rest and last longer than a few weeks.

“I put Louis Vuitton logos on the bun,” said local customization artist Justin Richmond before immediately dying in a juul-related disaster.