So Cool! In This Vintage Highlights Magazine, Goofus & Gallant Are Swapped Out For Malcolm X & Martin Luther King Jr.

So Cool! In This Vintage Highlights Magazine, Goofus & Gallant Are Swapped Out For Malcolm X & Martin Luther King Jr.

Malcolm & Martin On The Speed of Progress

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Martin: “Waiting for equality is fine with me. Remember: the tortoise wins the race!”

Malcolm: “I want equality now...or else”


Malcolm & Martin On Integration

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Martin: “I love integration! I want everyone to play with my toy cars.“

Malcolm: “I don’t like it. Having white people in my house makes me upset.”


Malcolm & Martin On School

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Martin: “I love school and my alma mater Morehouse. Education is the foundation of any great person.”

Malcolm: “School sucks. I’m out of here!”


Malcolm & Martin On Bearing Arms

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Martin arms himself with the word of God.

Malcolm arms himself with a rifle.


Malcolm & Martin On White People

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Malcolm: “The white man is the devil! If you are reading this magazine and you’re a white, put it down now!”

Martin: “I love every race of people equally.”


Malcolm & Martin On The FBI

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Martin: “I agree. Fuck em’’”

Malcolm: “Fuck em’”

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