Woke Axl Rose Still Hates Women and POC

Woke Axl Rose Still Hates Women and POC

Guns N' Roses bad boy Axl Rose is changing with the times, according to his twitter, where he lambasts Trump for crossing into authoritarian rule - but don’t get it twisted, woke Axl still hates women and POC. 

The infamous frontman, who released songs using the N-word, the F-word and a couple of B-words for his female fans in the 90’s  — has not apologized or acknowledged any of these actions — but, shit, he doesn’t like Trump, so he’s a hero to a subset of white dudes in fading black T-shirts.

Rose, who once initiated riots with his sulky behavior, tweeted, “Happy International Women's Day!!,” but didn’t tag ex girlfriend, supermodel Stephanie Seymour, who accused him of assault in 1993 — which Rose admitted, but claimed the abuse was mutual. 

A 48-year old GNR fan, with a tattoo of Axl’s face on his butthole responded, “Problematic behavior was a 90’s thing, ya’ll wouldn’t understand.” Echoing lots of white male fans impressed by the twitter activist rock star who protests from the comforts of his gated mansion.

Slash, the former lead guitarist for GNR, dodged questions,“I didn’t speak to He That Shall Not Be Named for twenty-five years. And everythin’ I did in the 90’s was consensual. Don’t @ me, b. And no, I didn’t rip my hat style from George Clinton. Please don’t #metoo me.”

Despite all of this, insiders say the volatile frontman is stirring votes against Trump, by tweeting: “VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.” Maybe he’s turned a leaf after all. Rose is, in fact, reportedly down with WOC feminists—if they’re hot. And not ‘masculine frownin’ bishes’.

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