“Who All Goin’ Be There?” Asks Man On The Fence About Attending Funeral

Expressing serious doubts that he’d show up to pay his respects, grieving sources told Flexx that K.J. Hodgins asked "Who all goin’ be there?” before committing to attend the homegoing service of Khalid Ellerby. 

“Is uncle Rob going? ‘Cause we’ve got a little static over some money right now,” said Hodgins just hours before the funeral. “None of my exes are gonna be there, right? Khalid and Amber were pretty close back in the day, so she probably heard the news. Shit, if she shows up, I might have to sit this one out.” 

Flexx acquired several text messages Hodgins sent to friends and family ahead of the procession, probing them for basic details like “What time does it start?” and “How long will it be? Cause’ I can slide through later on.” 

“We asked K.J. if he could help carry my father’s casket, but he wanted to know who the other pallbearers were before he made his decision. I answered him right away, but he hasn’t texted me back in days. The funeral’s going to start any minute now.” 

At press time, sources confirmed Hodgins had finally arrived at the repast to make himself a to-go plate.