Tupac Is Dead, But Michael Clarke Duncan? Lemme Tell Ya Sumn
Enough of the jokes. Tupac Shakur is dead. I’m tired of all of the bogus theories and conspiracies that he’s still hanging around Cuba or something. The dude is 6ft under. Enough is enough.
But Michael Clarke Duncan? Holy shit.
The famous actor known for such iconic films as Racing Stripes and See Spot Run was reported to have died of a heart attack on September 3rd, 2012. That being said…
Lemme tell ya sumn.
The dude is very much alive and thriving. I’ve seen him myself! It was a year or so ago in Key West. He was just there. Slamming back shots at a Señor Frogs. I couldn’t believe it.
And it’s totally believable when compared to the other conspiracies about MCD. That Deebo from Friday killed him, that he’s an alien probe and he went back home, and then, the wildest one, that he’s the reason Sully’s plane went down in the Hudson.
I don’t know why nobody is talking about it. When I googled conspiracies about black celebrities (give it a shot) the only ones that come up are Tupac Shakur (dead as hell) and Aaliyah (jury’s out). But nobody is talking about MCD!!
I mean, even if it’s wishful thinking - why would we want Tupac back over Michael Clarke Duncan?
Did Tupac star in The Last Mimzy? Or The Scorpion King?
I don’t think so.