Thots Tired Of Being Tasked To Solve Gun Violence With Nothing More Than Prayers
Republicans say the same damn thing after every preventable mass shooting. At some point, they have to ask themselves - exactly how are “thots and prayers” supposed to help?
Thots around the world have the same question, and are frankly tired of being expected to stop gun violence with nothing more than prayers. After speaking with Jenni Simms, a butt model/content creator also known as @Cleobuttra on Instagram, it’s clear that thots are going to need a lot more than prayers if they are going to be tasked by Republicans with preventing mass shootings.
“After the last mass shooting, Marco Rubio said he was gonna send us over to help the families of the victims,’” said Simms. “And I was I like ‘I’d love to’ because I assumed he would be providing legislation that will increase security background checks on gun purchases. But then he was like, ‘naw, just use prayers… also that ass fat.’”
“I am overworked and I am tired. People don’t realize this, but it’s a lot of work being a thot. I’m trying to build my all-mesh swimwear line AND a concealer kit for ass-ne at the same time, but now I’m also expected to fight the NRA’s agenda?” said eyebrow artist/model Ana “@AnastasiaMalaysia” Patrice.
Male thot/nut model Damian “@PecsonyaDeck” Suarez said, “it’s even harder for men because my arms and pecs are so big and thick that I can’t press my hands together to pray. It’s a serious problem.”
When asked whether she had anything to say to Republicans listening now, Ms. Simms replied, “thots can do a lot with what we got but they want me to stop shootings with prayers? I’m not Jean Grey from X-Men 3: The Last Stand. Have you seen it?”