*Sponsored Post* Brooklyn Blood Set Accepting Unpaid Interns
Calling all interns! The Bushwick Bloods, a hot new start-up in the area, have opened the floodgates for new interns to join their team. The fast growing group has already been making waves in the neighborhood.
“I need to get out of here,” says local woman Esther Carlyle. “These… These guys are bad… You know that right?”
The entrepreneurial company is seeking interns that, “have a zest for life, take orders well, are available two days of the week, must know Premiere Cut Pro and Photoshop, and must have thick skin.”
“Yeah it’s definitely less intern-y and more gang-y. You really gotta be firm. There’s a lot of big personalities and also big, giant, guns,” says J.J. Switchblade, an intern-turned-full-timer. “If you can spell BLOOD with your knuckles, that’s hot. But not a requirement.”
What’s more - the exciting company is looking for diversity.
“Yeah we want a white boy,” says Blood Set Captain GunSmoke. “It’s important to have other perspectives and ideas. Too often you find yourself in an echo chamber of ideas. Not really making progress. Moving laterally than, say, vertically. I think with new and fresh minds we could really expand in more fruitful and exciting ways. Also we need small hands to break small locks.”
When asked what to expect from the new position, Gun$moke said, “There’s a uniform. And I know that sounds stiff, but it’s really the whole point of the thing.”