REPORT: Rapper Is White, And He’s Gonna Talk About It

REPORT: Rapper Is White, And He’s Gonna Talk About It

Sources have confirmed that up-and-coming rapper Boy Truthful is a caucasian male, and quite adamant about sharing this fact.

Boy Truthful’s latest album, “New.S.A.”, informed it’s listeners on the plight of being a white male in the entertainment industry, with lines such as

No I ain’t a crip, but my blood still blue /

I think all lives matter, and mine does too /

So fuck the haters, cause I’mma rap, alright? /

Y’all don’t even know what it’s like to be white!

When reached for comment, Boy Truthful stated that, “I rap about being white because that’s what makes me so unique, you know? I mean, I want to be a role model to all of those white kids who felt like outcasts because of the color of their skin.”

Critics have given Boy Truthful generally positive reviews throughout his career. “Boy Truthful denies the status quo, showing us that white people can, in fact, make urban music, something that no rapper, other than Eminem, Action Bronson, Jonwayne, El-P, Token, Joba, Mac Miller, MC Serch, Yelawolf, Aesop Rock, Mike D, Lil Peep, Matt Champion, and Riff Raff, has ever proven before.”

Bentleigh Washington, one of Boy Truthful’s biggest fans, expressed praise for this fact. “I’ve always wanted to be a rapper, and Boy Truthful goes to show that it’s possible to become rich and famous, even as a white person. My dream is that one day, I might even get to say the N-word.”

Boy Truthful has since announced a world tour, his first stop in “The Nice Part of New York City.”

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